Forgo your Freemale
Freemales are single, financially secure women who just aren’t looking for love. Empowering, right? Well, yes, you judge for yourself…
You are a Freemale and hating it if:
- You see the singles table at a wedding as the ultimate in humiliation
- Your kitchen is full of Cath Kidston
- You still send your ex-boyfriend’s sister a birthday card
- You are on first name terms with the girl who works in Blockbusters
- James Blunt is the most played artist on your iPod
You are a freemale and loving it if:
- You know the singles table at a wedding is the perfect place to pick up men
- Your kitchen is full of dust
- You have been to the dentist more recently than you’ve cooked.
- You have to be reminded to send your own parents birthday cards
- You are on first name terms with your local landlord. You have to be so that he doesn’t tell any of your dates about one another
- You are never home long enough to download a full album
photo credit: Stinkie Pinkie